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a+ on that pun
y’all are like the sexually active band geeks
that could be a pick up
"hey baby if i break we should do some foren…sex…"
come up with a better one
" haha jk we had sex"
*suddenly hears rain really loud outside* let’s go back…….back to the beginning………………
treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins
Here is the brand new video for #TrueLove (the third single to be taken from Ghost Stories)… http://youtu.be/Wpl_6jotaHA
im 919152% sure my favorite band was on drugs when they came up with the concept and costuming for this video
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
hey. did i mention i love neil cicierega
Maybe Neil can actually get through that thick noggin of his. Maybe.
so like if i make a text post and tag tumblr user pizza will i gain notes wow dermatologists must hate me