I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.


just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing



Hello all, so this is my dad, and he’s planning on cosplaying as Rescue Captain America at San Diego Comic-Con this year.

Here’s the problem: He’s 53 and he thinks he might be too old to cosplay. In addition, he thinks he’s not buff/handsome enough to pull it off a Captain America costume. So even though he’s put a ton of work into his cosplay, he’s thinking about not taking any of it with us.

I’ve set out to prove him wrong, so tumblr, please help me show this retired Air Force officer that he makes a great Captain America!

Do it!!!

so laverne cox and lupita nyong’o both aren’t on the list

sincerely go fuck yourself time magazine



 yeah no

i kept looking and looking and looking and they left laverne cox off the fucking list

you can go check but she’s not there

fuck time magazine

that’s bullshit

laverne cox got left off but MILEY CYRUS is on it?


when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:



on this, most auspicious of shakespeare days let me tell you all that it doesn’t matter how you came to be a bard fan! it doesn’t matter if you grew up hearing the original text as bedtime stories or bought a ticket for romeo + juliet because you’re a dicaprio fan. it doesn’t…





panic at the disco is a pretty shitty band imo

*looks into the camera like he’s on the Office*

*cuts to confessional* ok, I’m sorry, I had to say it. All these girls on here posting “PANIC” this and “DISCO” that. Finally, I’m the one to say they might not be jesus.

*cuts back to the office space* How about I learn how to close the God Damn door on you.

*back to confessional* what? oh, see, I actually really like that song. But it’s the obsessive fans who have to relate everything to panic that get to me. i’m all for liking music, just don’t continue to shove it in my face unless you’re gonna tag it.


A Katniss in watercolor that I never finished because it was on really bad paper.